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10 brave burritos entered the ring. One champion emerged.
We visited 10 of the Mission's major burrito joints and brought a kitchen scale to see whose was the most big-boned.
1. The burrito used for random sampling must be a super burrito — i.e. comes with guacamole, sour cream and cheese — with carnitas .
2. When given a choice of beans, they must be black beans.
3. Acceptable dad jokes include: exclaiming the burrito is "bigger than my torso!", bicep-curling the burrito(s), claiming you "got your cardio for the day," and putting the burrito near one's crotch to make a mildly funny penis joke.