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Keep calm and carry on. JK BECAUSE THAT’S NOT POSSIBLE.
If you use hair tools, you check them about 47 times to make sure they're off after you're done using them.
I don't want to burn my house down, OK?
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When you make a noise at night, you move around until you can recreate it and confirm it wasn't a murderer.
Was that my bed???
Roller coasters are fun, but you have a minor freak out knowing a wispy seatbelt is the only thing between you and death.
LORD HELP ME.
When you wash your face, you try not to close your eyes for too long because you're afraid of looking in the mirror and seeing a murderer.
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