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Big brother, big pain in the butt.
He somehow managed to convince you as children that putting your own personal safety at risk is somehow "fun."
And even if he couldn't convince you it's fun, he probably did it anyway.
And by "probably" I mean "certainly."
There is an inevitable period of time when he thinks that calling you by inappropriate nicknames is the best idea ever.
And so you learned about off-color language at a pretty accelerated rate.
No kindergartener should know the terms you knew back then.