For the last time, Cinnamon is my real name.
"So do you think you'll ever get a real job?"
Wait, are we in The Matrix? I thought this was a real job. Has this been Monopoly money the whole time? Hold on, I have to call my landlord.
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"You really don't seem like a stripper!"
Susan Shephard said it best up there ^.
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"A girl like you probably has no problem finding a boyfriend."
Yeah, I just wear this outfit to my local bar and sit on everyone's lap there until one wants to lock it down. Because every guy out there is totally comfortable with his girlfriend doing this kind of work since romantic and sexual jealousy were abolished in 1997.
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"I'm not like the other guys who come to places like this."
This is the best and fastest way to let me know you're not like most guys that come in, you are much much worse. If you never come to these places, you don't actually know what the guys who come to them are like. Hint: they're largely normal dudes who like boobs and flirting. Wait, do you not like boobs and flirting?
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