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“Waking Up And Not Knowing What Borough You’re In Sex.” Consider this a to-do list.
1. "Wake Up And Don't Know What Borough You're In" Sex
2. "Your Roommate Is Home And Your Apartment Has Thin Walls" Sex
3. "Your Roommate Is Asleep And Your Apartment Has Thin Walls" Sex
4. "Your Roommate Will Be Back Any Minute" Sex
5. "Your Roommate Is Gone All Weekend" Sex
6. "I Don't Have Any Roommates" Sex
7. "Quick, Run To The Bodega For Condoms" Sex
8. "The Blinds Are Open And Our Neighbors Can Probably See" Sex
9. "Hurry, Before The Seamless Guy Gets Here" Sex
10. "Back Seat Of The Taxi" Sex