Spoiler: Never send any of these to another human.
After stumbling across a site dedicated to picking up women on Tinder, six of us decided to go through a guide of pickup lines and see how we'd react.
"Well, you can still get all up in my GiBRAlter later."
"Edward Said is rolling in his grave."
"They wouldn’t even get to use the second line because I’d assume they had an Asian fetish at the first."
BuzzFeed / Julia Pugachevsky / Via tinderseduction.com
"Literally the only man that can get away with saying this to me is Robin Williams."
"Murdering someone. Getting away with murdering someone who won’t be missed."
"Cookie dough ice cream would be the first and for you to disappear would be the second."
BuzzFeed / Julia Pugachevsky / Via tinderseduction.com
"I would unmatch at 'Do you like porn?' because I’m just not interested in discussing that with a stranger. As for the second part of the line, ew. No. This isn’t American Psycho, don’t watch yourself have sex."
"The likelihood of this happening would greatly increase if you a) talked to me like a person and not with this pickup line and b) resemble either Chris Pine or Idris Elba."
"Who even starts with this?? Like, I love porn and I love talking about porn and getting into conversations about it, but like…START with it? No. You are creepy. No."
BuzzFeed / Julia Pugachevsky / Via tinderseduction.com